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german version

Teleport directly to the quarantine zone

Gefahr für Leib und Leben trotzend näherte sich die Forschungsleiterin dem neuartigen Second-Life-Virus bis auf wenige Zentimeter.

Despite danger for body and lives the research leader examined the new Second Life virus from short distance.

Caution! On a deserted island a Second Life virus has broken out. He is – as you can see – relatively big, black and white and provided with a label not decoded yet. We do not know whether and how the virus spreads itsself and which consequences it has for all of us. We do not know either whether he is in an active, inactive or rather petrified stage. Some researcher warn, however, the virus could mutate. No good sign is that this virus de luxe sat down directly besides a pistol case. So: Attention!