Warning: This is a text of the category “Poor English”. Do not read it if you are linguistically sensitive. Please take this warning serious. It is not a joke!
This bilious green object named “Object” was not found by the researcher Zapedzki Eberhardt. But: The “Object” – or Green Eater as I call myself lovingly – discovered the researcher. He was busy with useless whistling exercises and senseless speculations while he stumbled over my secluded Wittgenstein island. When he noticed me behind himself, it was already too late for him. I entwined the young researcher with one enormous thought within a few seconds.
There he sits, the poor Zapedzki Eberhardt, like a fly in the fly glass and is getting digested slowly!