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Colleagues! It happened to me only a few hours ago: I’m exploring a completely empty island when I suddenly hear a strange scraping and slurping behind me. I look back, I see it: Four gigantic Second-Life-viruses are following me. No idea where they suddenly came from. No idea what they wanted from me. No idea what this could mean from a scientific point of view. I could only think of one thing: Getting the hell out of here.