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Teleport to the virus

Danger from the deep sea: No-one knows how many viruses bob up and down in the big oceans here.

Danger from the deep sea: No one knows how many viruses bob up and down in the big oceans here.

Dear researchers, my hands still tremble. The hands which have managed to scan one of these weird things called Second-Life-viruses. And now we have some most interesting scientific facts: The virus which also likes to stay under water – as can be seen here – is called “cluji.” It has escaped from the laboratory of a certain Byebye Primswitch. Of course I tried to contact this guy. But: By now he seems to have closed his laboratory – probably because of a bad conscience. In addition, we know about the virus: It prefers staying on uninhabited islands and at dark places. We don’t know yet how dangerous the virus is. What we know ist that the viris multiplying. Up to now, mutations were not found, though.

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